You think the X-Files is a show about cross-stitching.
Your car knows how to get to Michael's all by itself.
You hear on the news that the police confiscated a large stash from a
suspect's house and wonder when floss possession became illegal.
You know that UFO really stands for UnFinished Object and have no idea what
those NASA people are talking about.
You get party invitations with "please leave stitch projects at home"
written under the RSVP line.
Your family finds floss tails in their dinner.
You missed boarding your airplane because you had to finish off one more
You realize you should have bought Rubbermaid stock.
You see a brilliant rainbow and know the DMC numbers for each colour.
(Found on RCTN)